Alright, fellow parents, grab your coffee, or better yet, a stiff drink, because today we're diving into the glamorous world of toddler potty training. I mean, who doesn't love a good dose of bodily fluids and mini meltdowns at 3 AM? As a millennial mom with two tots in tow, I've navigated the trenches of potty training, and let me tell you, it's been quite the adventure.